Ayatollah This Was Gonna Happen

At last, all of the intrigue surrounding last week's Iranian presidential election has been conclusively settled.
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Iran's Supreme Leader, said that there was "definitive victory" and no rigging in the disputed elections.

Thank goodness. Now, there's no remaining doubt.How could anyone possibly doubt the veracity of the opinion of someone with the title "Supreme Leader?"

(As a side question, I wonder, does one need to be married to a sheep to be eligible for that title, or is that a perk?)

Based upon the Supreme Leader's confirmation of the "unrigged" election results, we now know the following:

* Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was re-elected President of Iran, winning more than 60% of the total vote. He won in each of Iran's cities, districts or Achmertrjkegfhhjfers, as they're referred to in Farsi.

* He has also been elected;

--The Governor of Wyoming

--A Congressman from the 8th district of California

--A "alternate" member of the Cedar Rapids, Iowa community planning board

--Homecoming Queen at DeMatha High School in suburban Washington, D.C.

--One of People Magazine's 50 most beautiful people

He has also been elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame.

On a serious note, it is quite obvious that Ahmadinejad is the type of ruler who will never be voted out of office. I suspect that the only way to get rid of him would be to carry him out of office.

In a box.